Monday, March 19, 2007

You're invited.....

.....To SnotFest 2007.

Benefits include 5 wakings overnight and a child that is alternately clingy, sniffly, crying and cranky... in no particular order.

Early rumours advised that SnotFest was only going to be a weekend only event, however at the last minute organisers have granted an extension of festivities for an undetmined period of time.Participants are advised that humidifiers are compulsory.

Mothers carrying the Official SnotFest SnotSuckers will be denied access, and those with pirated versions will be screamed at on sight.

Random Door prizes of early appearing canines are still available... only one door prize has been awarded so far, there are 2 more in stock.

Tickets are free and conditions are contagious... just email me for and Access All Areas pass. Get in on SnotFest '07 now... advanced press releases hint that SnotFest '08 will not be a 24/7 rave but a more mellow affair, with all night parties cancelled.

Monday, March 05, 2007

A letter to Him who might know....

Dear God,

I'm just wondering why you've created for me this little boy that lights up my life. But more than that I need to know why, when his friends and relatives have given him so many things worthy of being played with, does he insist that the best playthings are found in the tupperware drawer? Why is it so much fun to stand on the couch, laugh to grab my attention and then take a flying leap off the couch - more or less (mostly less) in the direction of the cushions he has thrown on the floor? What's the attraction to the blind cord, the rubbish bin and the nappy that I'm trying to change and take away (for very good reason!). Are these boy things? If so can we have a little girl this time.. Please? Or is it just what my kids are destined to do???

Thanks...
from Me.

Oh and God.... while you're reading... please be good to my friends J & I... they really, really, really need good stuff at the moment.... make the bone marrow transplant go well, and make it work.... it really is too early to loose him. Sigh.

Yep It's true

We're slackers... we admit it...


but we've been busy since the last post.... busy adding to the family, busy cutting branches off the doomed tree, busy, busy , busy.

No apologies are given.